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The Least You Need to Know: Stefan bad. Damon good(er). Elena sad. Ric sadder. Jeremy
sees dead people. Matt clueless, but cute. Tyler and Caroline
luvahs. Ty’s mom (aka Mayor Lockwood) pissed. And where the eff is Bonnie?
The Set-up: Int. Damon’s room. Andie
Starr’s long walk off a short bridge courtesy of Ripper Stefan is tonight’s top
story. Damon is all broody. Enter Elena with questions about finding Stefan again and Damon
fills her in on Andie’s demise. Give it up, Elena, he’s gone, Damon reminds. No,
he’s not, she assures. She tells him about the heavy breather who called her—she
knows it was Stefan, it came from TN.
Cut to a bed. Pounding on door.
Rumpled Ric rolls out. (Where is he? Hotel? Or is he crashing at Damon’s? Can’t
tell.) It’s Elena; she wants his help because she knows that whatever Damon
knows then Ric knows, too, because of their bromance. He’s out of the vampire
slayer game, he says. But, we know he can't turn his back on his dead gf’s dead
sister’s kids.
Klaus and Stefan are hiking in the
woods, werewolf Ray Sutton slung across Stefan’s shoulders. They find a camp—it’s
Ray’s pack. Klaus introduces himself but apparently there’s no need because his
hybrid rep precedes him.
Mayor Lockwood pulls out a syringe
and empty’s into a sterling coffee urn. (Um, who still still serves coffee in
an urn and has a breakfast buffet at home?) Ty comes in and pours a cup. Yuck,
what’s in this? Mayor Mom deflects, saying something about making
sure he takes out his trash. Hey, Caroline is not trash, he defends. By the way
where is she? Mayor Mom shrugs, but makes a call to someone for help with the
vamp infestation at her house.
The Sagging Middle: Int. The Grill. Wicked
Hot Jeremy tells Matt he saw Dead Vicki again. Jere wants to hold a séance or
something to contact her because she said she needs help. This tears up poor
Matt. Okay, he’s in.
In a booth, Ty is downloading to
Elena about werewolf habits and habitats. Does he know any packs in TN? Sure.
He’ll tell her where to go. Cause it’s his fault Stefan’s in this mess, since
he bit Damon and Stefan had save his big bro. By the way, has anyone seen
Caroline? Ric’s at the bar. Elena tells him she’s going to TN to hunt
werewolves. No way, he says, it’s a full moon tonight. She’s going with or
without him, though. Fine. He’ll help, but with extreme prejudice.
Back at camp, Ray wakes up.
Apparently Klaus has turned him into a hybrid and all he needs to complete the
transition is to feed on a human. Luckily there’s one in the camp and the feast
begins, but save some for the others. Hope one dude is enough to feed an army, cause that's what Klaus is planning.
Meanwhile, Tyler’s playing pool. Matt
pours him another cup of coffee. They have a moment, but it’s brief cause, ya
know, the Caroline thing. Yuck. What is with the coffee today? Ty wants to
know. Vervaine is the special ingredient Matt tells him—to sniff out the vamps. Mom!
Mayor Mom answers the door. It’s a
guy named Bill, maybe from the council? She’s conflicted about what to do with
Caroline. That’s easy, he says. Vamp=monster=death.
In the mountains of Tennessee, Elena
and former boy scout Ric are looking for the werepack on foot. Ric’s armed to the
teeth (pun intended). E hands him her dead father’s ring (the one that protects
humans against supernatural death), the one he used to wear because his dead
wife gave it to him. No, it should stay in the family, he says. E says he can
borrow it. Okay. Next thing Elena knows she’s in the drink without a paddle. What the… Heeeerrrrrre’s Damon. Ric sold her out.
By now, Klaus has bitten all the
werewolves at camp. He’s wants loyal hybrid soldiers. But something’s wrong because
Ray starts bleeding from the eyes ala that Angel episode from Season 5 where
Harmony goes psycho on Spike during their nooner.
Elena accuses Damon of giving up on
Stefan. So she refuses to get out of the water because he’ll make her go home.
Damn skippy. No, she wants to find Stefan and bring him home. Damon thinks she’s
nuts, but okay, he’ll do it on one condition: they head home before the full moon.
The vampwolves are coming to. Ray
makes a run for it. Stefan gives chase. Oh, shite, Ray takes a nip outta
Stefan. This means curtains for our hero if Klaus doesn’t heal him. Wait, what
sound down yonder mountain breaks? It’s his love and his big bro. He gets moving so
Klaus doesn’t spy them, too. Klaus tells Stefan he won’t heal him with his hybrid
blood unless Ray is brought back. Now, all the nascent vampwolves are crying
blood, too.
Tyler confronts Mayor Mom: what’s with
the vervaine in my latte. Well, since he’s sleeping with a vamp she thought
maybe…No. He’s not. But there’s something she need to know (Methinks Ty’s going
to come outta the were-closet.)
A vampire, a doppelganger and a
history teacher go hiking in the woods. Ray finds them. He and Damon tussle.
Elena throws a wolfsbane grenade and Ric hits him in the back with an arrow.That'll do for now.
Matt and Jeremy are digging through
Dead Vicki’s things for the séance, but Matty’s having second thoughts. Jere
understands; he’ll do it solo. But freaky things start happening around Matt.
Vicki?
Ray is wrapped to a tree with chains.
But the three hikers realize they won’t make it out of the forest before
nightfall if they don’t get moving. Oh, no. Ray starts changing early. Run!
Nighttime. Bonfire. Klaus is having
the vampwolves feed but it’s not working.
Everyone’s running through the dark
forest. Elena falls horror-movie-blonde style and Damon tells her don’t move.
Werewolf. Damon runs and the wolf chases. She doesn’t want to leave Damon
behind, but Ric makes her go, cause someone has to be the adult here.
In the underground dungeon, Tyler’s
all “show-don’t-tell” with his Mom. He locks her in the cell and puts on his
were-chains so she can watch him while he transfigures. Look ma, canines!
Ray catches up with Damon and they
fight. Ray is kicking ass. Good thing Stefan comes along to save his big
brother. Again. He tells Damon to take Elena home and keep her there this time.
His eyes plead with Damon to do this for him. Damon agrees.
Elena and Ric are hiding for their
lives in the car. She takes the opportunity to have a heart to heart: he’s
lost, she’s lost, Jeremy’s lost, so why can’t they be a lost family together,
she asks? Fine. But if they're family, he’s keeping the ring. Damon comes out of
the trees, she goes to him and he forces her back into the car. Time to get gone. Stefan stands
in the shadows, watching her. She’s dejected they didn’t find him, but wait, what
was that in the shadows? Nothing. He’s gone. (So close, sniff.)
Matt shows up at the Gilbert abode to help
Jeremy with the séance. They bond. Dead Vicki shows up, but only Jeremy can see
her. She needs help she tells him. Help coming back. What? But then the glass
in the French door shatters, all Paranormal Activity-like, and she’s gone. Dead
Anna appears instead and creepily tells Jeremy not to trust Dead Vicki. Sounds like
ex-girlfriends don’t get along in the afterlife either.
Final Act: Stefan returns to camp,
but all the vampwolves are dead. Klaus is pissed. He did everything right, he
moans. The curse is broken and he should be able to make his hybrids
because he killed a vampire, a werewolf and the doppelganger, right? Right? (Damn, work on that poker face, Stefan. You
don’t want Klaus to know Elena’s still alive, boyfriend.) Klaus heals Stefan cause he's all he's got.
Damon’s at Elena’s. He was wrong:
Stefan can be saved. He knows this because even Ripper Stefan will save his big
brother. So he’s going to save him back. But in a total douchebag move (IMHO), he
makes Elena admit that the reason she wanted to leave the mountain in a such a
hurry was because she was worried about him getting hurt, and he wants her to
remember those feelings even after he brings Stefan back to her. Ric is moving
back in. Yay!! But he questions all this what-the-what between Elena and Damon.
Ty wakes up, shirtless (yum), in
were-chains. I am not a monster! Tearful Mayor Mom tells him she’ll fix the Caroline situation.
But, wait. The wheels are already in motion. Caroline is also in chains in some
dark cell. Someone’s coming. The door opens…Daddy? Dundundun.
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