By and large
this is number one on the list of authors’ frequently asked questions. And
there are, of course, as many different answers as there are authors. Cited
often is music lyrics, overheard conversations, other movies, other books. Almost
anything, anything, can get a writer’s
fertile imagination going—especially if said author is currently deep in the
bowels of writing a another story.
When I’m in
the sagging middle of a manuscript and every word is another drop of O-negative
on the page, each minute at the keyboard akin to a month of Saturday afteroons
at Chuck E. Cheese, that’s when it strikes. Staring at the computer screen, wondering why I’m even bothering to write this
stupid, conflict-less story that I’m pretty sure sucks and which no one in
their right mind would ever pay actual money for, I—wait, what’s that? That glint
over there. Oooh, it’s so pretty. No, don’t
look, you have to finish this story,
warns my inner voice. But, it’s so bright, sooo shiny, sooooo perfect…Damn.
Bright Shiny.
That’s what Emily, Tracy and I call them, these new ideas that call to us when
we’re writing. They’re exciting, seductive and so, so dangerous, kind of like
that guy--you know that guy: the hot one with the motorcycle and the sexy tatoo
on his shoulder who drinks and smokes Reds and your mama would absolutely die
if she knew you’re were dating him, but you just can’t say no to his soft baby
blues.
Except in
this case your mama is your editor. And you have a mind-crushing deadline with
no room for a one-night stand, much less the torrid affair you’re actually
contemplating. Not to tell tales out of school, but Tracy’s notorious for finding
Bright Shinys the second after she’s sold a new book and has a firm deadline. Emily
lost four writing days and gave forty pages to one before we were able to stop
her (and that’s just the days/pages we know about). Me? Well, we’ll get to
that.
The real
problem with a Bright Shiny, see, is there’s absolutely no way to protect
oneself from them. They can come from anywhere, anything, anytime (all real-life examples):
Two lines
from a random song as I’m flipping through radio stations.
An overheard
cell phone conversation while I’m waiting in line at Chipotle.
My
horoscope.
A fortune
cookie.
A blog post.
A tweet.
A
misdirected text…
That’s how
it happened to me. March 12th. Saturday. Up till then I’d been
completely immersed in the world-building/researching/procrastinating on a complicated
reincarnation story that I’ve been wanting to write for a while, but on which I
couldn’t gain any real momentum. My phone buzzed me awake at the ungodly
weekend hour of 6:40 AM. A text. Then another. From a number I didn’t
recognize.
The demons are fierce.
I hope u r having a safe day. I need
your help.
Seriously? I
couldn’t just let something like that get away. I saw a boy. I saw a girl. I
saw a demon straight out of the inferno. Reincarnation story back on the shelf…Bright
Shiny here I come.
It’s now
my current work-in-progress. Yeah, it’s lost some of it’s initial luster—they all
do. But, I’m plowing ahead, staying the course, word by word, scene by scene,
day after—hey, what’s that over there?
I can't believe you outed me! I am working on my contracted book! I am! I really am!
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